This is a poem I wrote in 2009. I imagine all of my poetry set to music but I am rarely able to come up with tunes of my own. This one I imagine to the tune of Knocking On Heaven’s Door by Guns ‘N’ Roses. It is based on a supposedly true story told by one of my former coworkers.
Very funny poem and yes, it would make good lyrics to the right tune. It's also a cautionary tale because I have heard of people being allowed to stay for awhile and then they have "rights" against eviction.